Scully: This is wierd Mulder.
Mulder: Very wierd.

Mulder: This woman claims to have been taken aboard a spaceship and held an an anti-gravity chamber without food and water for three days.
Scully: Anti-gravity is right.

Scully: Non sensual repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness.
Mulder: You're trying to say something?

Scully: Why would he leave his own country to come here?
Mulder: Free cable.

Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across.
Scully: Who? Mulder: Dr Berenbaum. Anyway, her theory is...
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mulder: Yeah, both here parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are actually nocturnal insect swarms.
Scully: Her name is 'Bambi'?

Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I'd like to try door number1, Monty.

Scully: Are you drunk, Mulder?
Mulder: I ... I ... I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah.
Scully: Was that before or after you decided to come here?
Mulder:What exactly are you implying?

Scully: I saw your face, Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic.
Mulder: You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.

Mulder: After what you saw last night, after all you've seen, you can just walk away?
Scully: I have, I did, it's done.
Mulder: I need you on this, Scully.
Scully: You don't need me, Mulder. You never have. I've just held you back.

Mulder: Rugged manly men, in the full bloom of their manhood.
Scully: Right, but what am I looking for?
Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely... boyfriend?!

Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue.
Mulder: Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month, but mine didn't come with this. I found it between Miss April and
Women of the Ivy League.

Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!

Scully: 75% blood loss. That's over 4 liters of blood.
Mulder: Could say the man was running on empty.
 
Mulder: Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: Marry me!

Scully: Chantilly lace?
Mulder: You know what I like.
 
Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?
Mulder: 'fraid so, Watson

Mulder: Why do you refuse to believe?
Scully: Believing is the easy part Mulder. I just need more than you. I need proof.
Mulder: You think believing's easy?
 
Mulder: Hey Scully, do you believe in the afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
 
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take five people who had causes you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remember your birthday this year, didn't I Scully?

Scully: Can I meet you somewhere?
Mulder: No, it's just that kind of anticipate having my hands full.  

Scully: Mulder, that's spooky.
Mulder: That's my name.
 
Scully: Mulder, you have never remembered my birthday in the four years I've know you.
Mulder: That's how I like to celebrate them, every four years. It's like dog years that was.

Scully: There's something up there Mulder.
Mulder: Oh, I've been saying that for years.

Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy!
Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.

Mulder: I would have never seen you again, but you believed me.
Scully: In your dreams. Mulder, I want you to close your eyes, and say to yourself: There's no place like home.
Mulder: Hey, Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh brother...

Mulder: They said it happened before the abduction. So, what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know it wasn't an alien that probed them.

Scully: Hello? ..... Just a couple of clicks. Must be the wrong number.
Mulder: I'll tell you what...uh. I'm gonna sleep on it and we'll talk about it in the morning.
Scully: Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room.
Mulder: No, i'm not.
Scully: Do you have a girl coming over?
Mulder: What a girl? I got a movie I wanna watch on TV, sleep tight. I'll see you in the morning.

Mulder: Did he bite you?
Scully: No, but he tried to.

Scully: I think the only thing more fortuitous than the emergence of life on this planet is that, through random biological laws, an intelligence as complex as ours ever emendated from it. The idea of intelligent alien life is not only astrologically improbably, but, at it's most basic level, downright anti Darwinian.
Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?

Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I think I'm gonna suggest we sleep with the lights on.
 
Mulder: How big can these things get?
Scully: Mulder, ... I ... I'm sorry. It felt like old times there for a second.
 
Mulder: Can I buy you a drink?
Scully: It's 2 o' clock in the afternoon agent Mulder: How big can these things get?
Mulder: That's not stopping the rest of these people.

Scully: The son of a bitch confesses to Kersch even more than I do to my priest. I'm just tagging along for the ride.
Mulder: What do you mean, just tagging along?
Scully: I'm out of the bureau. I've been censured and relieved of my position.
Mulder: No, you can explain it to them like you explained it to me. We've got the data. You can get your job back.
Scully: I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly.

Mulder: You see what he did to my phone?
Scully:  So what? Are you supposed to charge him for assaulting a cellular phone.

Mulder: I think I saw some of these same people at Woodstock.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock!
Mulder: I saw the movie.

Mulder: There is something I didn't tell you Scully.
Scully: Something else?

Mulder: But you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car, and I'd hate to see you carrying an official reprimand in your career file because of me.
Scully: Fox
Mulder: I... I even had my parents call me Mulder. Mulder.
Scully: Mulder. I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.
Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love.
Scully: Must be fate Mulder. Root Beer. You're delirious, go home and get some sleep.

Scully: It comes down to a matter of trust. I guess it always has.
Mulder: You're asking me to make a choice?
Scully: I'm asking you to trust my judgement - to trust me.

Scully: It's the dim hope of finding that proof that's kept us in this car - or one - or one very much like it - for more nights than I care to remember, driving hundreds, if not thousands, of miles, though neighbourhoods and cities and towns, where people are raising families and buying homes and playing with their kids and their dogs and, in short, living their lives. While we... we... we just keep drivin'.
Mulder: What is your point?
Scully: Don't you ever just want to stop, get out of the damn car, settle down and live something approaching a normal life?
Mulder: This is a normal life.

Mulder: Scully, can I confess something to you?
Scully: Yeah, sure, okay

Scully: You've got that look on your face Mulder.
Mulder: What look is it?
Scully: The one where you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to get back in the house.

Mulder: Go ahead.
Scully: No, you go ahead.
Mulder: No, no... I know how much you love snapping on the latex.

Scully: Well, what makes this case more credible that the hundred year old mother with the lizard baby?
Mulder: Because the lizard baby wasn't born anywhere near Lake Okobogee.
Scully: Oka what? Mulder: 'Bogee. Okobogee.

Mulder: Let me drive.
Scully: I'm driving.
Mulder: Scully, it's not what you think.
Scully: I didn't see anything anyway.
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
Mulder: No, I was never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

Mulder: I brought you a present - superstars of the super bowl.
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.  

Scully: There's only room for one.
Mulder: You can get the next mutant.  

Mulder: Ooh Scully, if I'm not mistaken, we're going to have to take up here. Ooh, there's the big intersection up here, you're gonna wanna... Scully, you're gonna wanna... You just ran a stop sign back there, Scully.
Scully: Shut up Mulder.
Mulder: Sure, fine, Whatever.

Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you. I mean, you're working down here in the basement, sifting through files and transmissions that other agent would just throw in the garbage.
Mulder: That's why I'm in the basement Scully.
Scully: You're in the basement because they're afraid of you. Of your relentlessness. And because they know that they could drop you in the middle of the desert and tell you that the truth was out there and you'd ask them for a shovel.
Mulder: That's what you think of me?
Scully: Well, maybe not a shovel. Maybe a backhoe.
Mulder: Well, that's good, because there's some garbage in San Diego that I want you to help me dig through.

Scully: I wanted to talk but I haven't found anything.
Mulder: It's dangerous for us just to have a little chat.

Mulder: (gives Scully a present) This is something that reminded me of you.
Scully: What, an alien implant?
Mulder: Two, actually. I made them into earrings.

Mulder: No, but I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses.
Scully: Well, I'm armed, so I'll take my chances.  

Scully: You know what's weird?
Mulder: What?
Scully: Mulder, she's wearing my outfit.
Mulder: How embarrasing.
Scully: Yeah, well, you know what? He's weaing yours.

Scully: Have you been drinking yahheee, Mulder?
Mulder: Go with it Scully.  

Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy.
Scully: Mulder you're crazy.

Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth Mulder?
Mulder: Depends on the body.

Scully: Business must be booming.
Mulder: I think you mean banging.

Scully: Mulder?
Mulder: Yes?
Scully: What's in your pocket?  

Scully: I called him Ahab and he called me Starbuck. So, I named my dog Queequeg. It's funny. I just realized something.
Mulder: It's bizarre name for a dog, huh?
Scully: No, how much you like Ahab. You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether against it's inherent cruelties or it's mysteries and... everything takes on a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology.
Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me.

Scully: You know, on the old mariners maps the cartographers would designate uncharted territories by writing 'Here be monsters'.
Mulder: I've got a map of New  York City just like that.

Mulder: I'm going to find Trepkos.
Scully: What if he's already dead?
Mulder: Than he'll have a tough time to answering my questions.  

Mulder: If I shoot him, is that murder or suicide?
Scully: Neither, if I do it first.

Mulder: Hey Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?
Scully: ....All right then, Eleanor Roosevelt.
Mulder: Can't be a dead person
Scully: Why the hell not?
Mulder: Because.

Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.
 
(after Mulder gets hit by a car)
Scully: How are you feeling?
Mulder: Like I should have used the crosswalk. (pic up remains of his call phone) A lot better than my phone.

Mulder: (unsuccessfully tries to push the pig) Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now? There some secret farmer trick to get these things moving?
Scully: I don't know. Baa ram ewe...baa raammm eeeeewwwwwwwee
Mulder: Yeah, that'll work
Scully: I baby sat my nephew this weekend. He watches Babe 15 times a day.
Mulder: And people call me spooky.

Scully: Our friend from the CIA is about as unbelievable as his story. As is everything about this case; I mean, whaler happened to 'Trust no one' Mulder?
Mulder: I changed it to 'Trust everyone'. I didn't tell you?!

Scully: What is it?
Mulder: According to the magazine as I answered, it's an alien autopsy, guaranteed authentic
Scully: You spent money for this?!

Mulder: I know it's not your normal life, but thanks for coming out there with me.
Scully: You're welcome.

Scully: Hey, how you feeling?
Mulder: Like I got a bad case of freezer burn.  

Scully: What could she have been doing here?
Mulder: Probably not tax returns.  

Scully: Did you find what you were looking for?
Mulder: No, no... But I found something I'd thought  I'd lost. Faith to keep looking.

Scully: Mulder, if you're still suggesting that the elephant did this, it just defies logic. Somebody would have seen it.
Mulder: Well, if somebody would have seen it Scully, we wouldn't be here.

Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear once.

Mulder: Oh, Scully...
Scully: That's us.

Scully: Well, it's obviously not a vampire.
Mulder: Why not?
Scully: Because they don't exist.

Mulder: Be honest Scully, doesn't that propane tank bear more than just a slight resemblance to a fat little white nazi storm trooper?
Scully: Mulder the human mind naturally seeks meaningful patterns of configurations in things that don't inherently have any. Given the suggestion of a particular image you can't help but see the shape somewhere. If that tank weren't there you'd seen it in a rock or in a tree.
Mulder: Did you answer my question?
Scully: Yes. It looks like a fat little white nazi storm trooper but that only proves my point.

Mulder: I'm not going to watch you die Scully, because of some hollow personal cause of mine. Go be a doctor. Go be a doctor while you still can!
Scully: I can't. I won't. Mulder, i'll be a doctor, but my work is here with you now!

Mulder: Its locked?
Scully: So much for anticipating the unforseen.
Mulder: (Mulder tries to open the door and is startled when it opens)
Scully: I had you!
Mulder: No you didn't.
Scully: Oh yeah. I had you big time.
Mulder: You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle.

Scully: What're you looking for Mulder?
Mulder: Ooh... Local paper. I wanna see if David Copperfield is in the town.

Scully: Mulder where are you going?
Mulder: I'm not sure yet, but we've got to get there soon.

Mulder: Scully, do you believe that my sister Samantha was abducted by aliens?
Scully: (looks down)
Mulder: Have you ever believed that? ... No?

Scully: Have you ever herd of  Munchausen by Proxy?
Mulder: Yeah, my grandfather used to take that for his stomach.

Scully: Lets just forget for the moment that there's no scientific theory to support it.
Mulder: Okay.  

Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of 'extraterrestrials'?
Scully: Logically, I would have to say no...

Scully: Purple rain?
Mulder: Yeah. Great album. Deeply flawes movie, though.  

Scully: Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of a mental illness.
Mulder: You trying to tell me something?!
 
Mulder: Made himself at home. Maybe he was home.
Scully: Leonard Betts?
Mulder: Yeah.
Scully: Without his head?
Mulder: Yeahh.

Scully: I experienced an unusual degree of post mortum galvanic response.
Mulder: The head moved.
Scully: It blinked at me. I mean I know exactly what it is...it's residual electrical activity stored chemically in the dead calls; it's...
Mulder: Blinked or winked?!

Scully: According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by hiding in a laundry cart.
Mulder: I don't think the guards are watching enough prison movies.

Scully: They're sending us on some kind of a wild goose chase.
Mulder: Chicken chase.
 
Scully: Why don't I have a desk?
Mulder: What do you mean? I always assumed that that (shows a space in the corner) was your area.
 
Mulder: It gave me nightmares.
Scully: I didn't think anything gave you nightmares.
Mulder: Well, I was young.

Mulder: I can't give up, not as long as the truth is out there.
Scully: I don't know. But it would have to be a government agency.
 
Mulder: This work is my life!
Scully: And it's become mine.
Mulder: (looks hurt and perplexed) You don't want it to be?!  

Scully: All of them share one strange detail, Mulder.
Mulder: Well, they seem to have lost their heads....

Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 Commandments Scully?
Scully: You want me to recite them?
Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath. The part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects.

Mulder: You don't look too happy. Don't tell me I'm going to have to put two kids through school?
Scully: That is you in there, isn't, it, Mulder?

Scully: Mulder, you are acting bizarre!
Morris as Mulder: Jealous?

Mulder: Tell me you're not afraid.
Scully: All right, I'm afraid. But it's an irrational fear.

Mulder: You're part of that agenda. You know that.
Scully: I'm not as part of any agenda. You've got to trust me. I'm here, just like you, to solve this.

Scully: Are you okay?
Mulder: Yeah, aside from terminal celphone withdrawal. That, and I gotta pee.

Mulder: Christmas, 1917. It was a time of dark, dark despair. American soldiers were dying in an ungodly raid in a war-torn Europe, while at home a deadly strain of the flu virus attacked old and young alike. Tragedy was a visitor on every doorstep, while a creeping hopelessness set in with every man, woman and child. It was a time of dark, dark despair.
Scully: You said that.

Scully: How did you know Mulder, the body was in the truck?
Muler: I imagined it.

Mulder: You know you're in here, don't you?
Scully: I read a chapter. What does he say?
Mulder: Well, let's just say it has you in a naked pretzel with the stranger in a bedroom in an unfurnished fourth floor apratment.

Scully: You've been reading about baseball that happened fifty years ago?
Mulder: You'd like it. It's like,..
Scully: Boring.

Scully: Have you ever entertained the idea of trying to find life on this planet?
Mulder: I have seen the life on this planet, and that is exactly why I am looking elsewhere.

Mulder: What you may find is you concentrate on hitting that little ball ... The rest of the world just fades away -- all your everyday, nagging concerns. The ticking of your biological clock. How you probably couldn't afford that nice, new suede coat on a G-Woman's salary. How you threw away a promising career in medicine... to hunt aliens with a crackpot, albeit brilliant, partner. Getting into the heart of a global conspiracy. Your obscenely overdue triple-X bill. Oh, I... I'm sorry, Scully. Those last two problems are mine, not yours.
Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball.

Scully: Look, after all you've done. After all you've uncovered - a conspiracy of men doing human experiments, men who are now all dead ... you exposed their secrets, I mean... you've won. What more could you possibly hope to do or to find?
Mulder: My sister.

Mulder:Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that a cow gets hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather.
Scully: Mulder, did they check you for head trauma?
Mulder: I'm telling you. That cow had my name on it.

Mulder: He wants advice, dating advice.
Scully: Dating advice?! From whom?
Mulder: Yours truly. Hello? Hey Scully? Scully, are you there?
Scully: I've heard you Mulder. When was the last time you went on date?
Mulder: I will talk to you later.
Scully: The blind leading the blind.

Scully: Mulder, this stinks and not just because I think that woman is a ... Well, I think you know what I think that woman is.
Mulder: No actually, you hide your feelings very well